Train Crash

aka Train Wreck is when 2 groups of male trains line up on each side of a female to have group intercourse. The males of both ends will be in synch running up to the female from both ends yelling "Chugga Chugga!" until they are ready to orgasm in which they will yell "Choo Choo!".

Chu: The train crash that happened with Alexis on Friday was crazy!
Hunter: You were there!?!?
Chu: Yeah I was coming from the anal side.
Hunter: Oh, I didn't see you there I was at the mouth side.
Chu: What time were you there?
Hunter: 8:30ish
Chu: I was there at 11ish. How long was the wait in the line when you were there?
Hunter: 2 hours
Chu: Damn... I saw Gallardy, Clarence, C-Dub there.
Hunter: I saw Wes and Michelson
Chu: I also saw Kenny there...
Hunter:.......thats sort of weird....
Chu: Cool, I heard it ended up with major SIIHBAPage
Hunter: Is there any other way to end it?

(This story is fiction. If any events or names of this story is true it is purely coincidental)

Train Crash by Kenny Butler December 29, 2007

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Train Crash TV

TV that is extremely gruesome, something that you don't really like to look at, but interesting at the same time - so you don't want to turn over.

That video of a man cutting out his own intestines was disgusting, but I couldn't turn it over, damn train crash TV!

Train Crash TV by I'mAnonymous February 12, 2008

Train Crash Syndrome

A gaming term.
Train crash syndrome is a effect where you make a single wrong decision, which throws you off and you end up spiraling downwards, ultimately culminating in you failing whatever it is you're trying to do, be it dying, losing a minigame, or running out of time.
Derived from how a crashing train proceeding gets worse as it goes on, as more cars derails and cause more damage.

Guy 1: Damnit, I got hit
*proceeds to fail level."
Guy 1: Argh! What the hell happened? I was doing so well.
Guy 2: That's just train crash syndrome my dude.

Train Crash Syndrome by A regular, ordinary toaster March 24, 2021

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Deadly Train Crash

A crazy ass high where you end up in the middle of nowhere on train tracks with everything within a mile radius is just absolutely leveled.

Terreck: How was the kush I gave you?
Justin: Holy fucking shit it was ASS I woke up in a Deadly Train Crash.

Deadly Train Crash by TheHolySampleText July 20, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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