Traffic ass 

When you eat too much McDonald’s and your ass gets clogged.

Topher got a huge traffic ass the other day.

Traffic ass by Chickenflucker69420 January 29, 2021

ass traffic 

the amount of penises that fit in ones ass

1. holy shit you got allot of ass traffic
2. her ass traffic was 4 1/2
3. there was a traffic jam because her ass traffic was only 5

ass traffic by the chigger April 23, 2004

ass traffic 

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.

F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.

ass traffic by Blastmat February 15, 2005

ass traffic 

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from one's ass during a set period.

F*ck me, what's that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.

ass traffic by Blastmat May 13, 2005

ass traffic 

The amount of people that have taken a shit on that toilet daily

Dude that toilet definitely gets some serious ass traffic

ass traffic by stovebox June 27, 2015

ass traffic 

When you have mudbut really bad and there is so much coming out you can't get out of the bathroom.

I'd love to go bangin with you homies, but I got so much damn ass traffic.

ass traffic by hardcrocker May 6, 2016

Ass to nose traffic 

Essentially bumper to bumper traffic.

I couldn't get to work today because of the ass to nose traffic.

Ass to nose traffic by trilo September 9, 2010