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A tall handsome man with a good heart and sexy girlfriend, known to be very cool, funny, eccentric. You never know what they will say or do, very random. Surprisingly smart with a wide range of knowledge on almost everything. Can be found in the country Toze are said to supply the whole town with free drugs according to haters which they have many of because haters can’t figure out how such a guy gets the best looking girl around. Haters by fakes but loved and respected by real people. Toze’s have difficult luck in life but blessed by god and usually has good luck in Casino’s. Toze was formally known as Toes son of the infamous Big Foot of the South east Kansas area. Name was changed to Toze cause it’s much more unique much like Toze himself. Toze is like the underground governor of his town respected by those smart enough to know there isn’t much he can’t accomplish. Toze is like a drug but Toze’s can and has quit very addictive drugs, like pills and such cold turkey.

Also Toze has a nice looking dick and loves to send pics of it especially since his girl like girls and knows she doesn’t have to worry about losing him to any of the looser around.
He’s really got some Toze in the situation

You should send her a Toze(dick pic)

She’s acting like she’s on Toze (a drug known to make you say random funny things)

You really Toze them(set them straight)

Way to Toze that situation (leave it cold turkey)
Toze by BreakingBrandy September 14, 2019
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The act of chafing a left nipple.
After Nate made one last smart ass comment Kara tozed the shit out of him.
toze by NKL-DUB April 17, 2008
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A Tozer was a man who teased the cloth with a tease (The Romance Of Names) by Prof. Ernest Weekly M.A.1914 (p.170). The earliest known record of the name is 8th. March 1417 when Reginald Tozer received letters as a Sub-Deacon from the Bishop of Exeter in Devon England.
Tozer is a surname commonly believed to have originated in Devon England.
Tozer by padrigine 1st. junior August 7, 2005

Perley Tozer 

A shot consisting of one part lemon gin, one part blue coroco and a purple candy of some sort. (ex: skittle, ju jube)
Those Perley Tozers are killer!! I had so many last night at the bar that I couldn't remember my own name this morning.
Perley Tozer by tgav April 6, 2004
A city in South Tunisia , surrounded by the charm­ing oasis. Tozeur has a rich history dat­ing to before the Middle Ages when it served as a crossing point for Sahara-bound caravans and it was also influenced by the passage of civilizations like the Carthaginians , Numidians , Romans and Byzantines. Its indigenous inhabitants are the Amazighs and the city’s name Tozeur is a Tamazight word “ⵜⵓⵣⴻⵔ” that means the source of the water.
“Where are you from?”
“I’m from Tozeur”
“Omg! Isn’t it the city where Star Wars was filmed?”
“Yes, it is!”
tozeur by Tifayur_ August 18, 2020

tozergasm 

A tozergasm is when a man whose last name is Tozer has a full throttle orgasm. He will most likely shriek from the severe pleasure. Anybody who has a Tozergasm is thought to be a legend; It is highly uncommon for an ordinary man to have an orgasm, and the pleasure must be immense.
Tozer: Dude, that chick over there is looking hefty fine...
Aaron: Oh man, are you gonna have a Tozergasm again?
tozergasm by the ogre 3333 April 29, 2009

tozefied 

Turning someone into a toze
He tozefied his friend
tozefied by Leon_p August 3, 2021
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