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Tobarism 

The lost belief that found in the dead sea scrolls of a lost religion that involves the story of God in his college days and includes for the first time the Introduction of the Great Tobar. Most christians deny this religion as under Christianity because it claims that Tobar inspired God to creat the earth and all its imhabitants and it also says the the drink vodka is in fact God's Tears. Most religions like Mormanism, Baptistism, Lutheranism, and Catholiscism and mulitipal other Christian religions do not accept Tobarism
Morman: Would you like to hear the story of Jesus Christ

Andrew: Na man i got my religion

Morman: And just what is that

Andrew: Tobarism

Morman: T-T-Tobar! ahhhhhhh (morman runs away)
Tobarism by El Equis June 10, 2009

Towback Shape 

Someone who’s body is not proportional everything is not even
Towback Shape by Thatpimpster March 24, 2020

not toward

This is untoward Liz Lemon! This is not toward!
not toward by Martallimo March 22, 2009

tombardment 

Can we end this tombardment
tombardment by mcc100 December 11, 2011
A name commonly used in the old and new testement. One whos orgin is unknown and spends his time living on earth but is not human. Not much is said about Tobar but is know to be fully described in the Dead Sea Scrolls
"Dude look at this guy pulling a Tobar"
Tobar by El Equis May 21, 2009

fucked 3 ways towards the sun 

saying that someone is crazy/mad in too many ways to count.
but with no diagnosed illness. they just appear very strange.

saying that there are too many things extremely wrong with someone to even begin to start to describe them. used when referring to mental-wrongs not physical or situational.
you need to watch out for that girl, lydia.
she is fucked 3 ways towards the sun!

(also used in the film "wedding crashers" when vince vaugn is reffering to a bonkers female character who wont leave him alone)