Tourshits

is an inherited sphinctiatric disorder with onset in childhood, characterized by the presence of uncontrollable bowels. Think Tourettes, just with your butt.

I thought I had diarrhea, little did I know I had Tourshits disorder.

Tourshits by Frozen_Stiff89 February 27, 2010

Torships 

(noun) - When someone, most commonly a female, has her torso blend directly into her hips. Laking shapeliness or the desired hourglass figure. In other words, the upper body equivalent of a cankle. Jewish girls are notorious for this once they pass the age of 25, but just before they turn into full blown pear-shaped versions of their mothers.

Damn man, from the side, I saw those titties and thought mmm I might want me some. But once she turned and I saw those torships, I realized I would be in for a sweaty, bumpy ride.

Torships by dmoney$$$ May 10, 2010

Toursit 

A Toursit is a tourist who carries one of those fold up chair / walking sticks with them and stop regularly at inappropriate places and folds out the seat to admire a view or catch his / her breath usually blocking the flow for other non toursit tourists.

There goes Forbes with his toursit seat, WOAH, diversion, he's blocked the only entrance to the temple with his seat.

Toursit by ruglover June 15, 2012

Tourtits 

Manifests similar to Tourette’s Syndrome which causes involuntary body movements and vocal outbursts, Tourtits is more specifically manifest in men who try to make it seem like they are talking to a woman, but whose eyes continually shift back to her tits. Many men are not aware that they suffer from the condition until the woman being spoken to draws it to his attention.

“I’m sorry, you seem to be incapable of keeping your eyes off my chest. Perhaps you have a case of Tourtits”.

Tourtits by Princess Lou December 30, 2008

yourshitsbroken

A term used by retarted developers who don't understand how to debug issues, write bug reports or properly develop software.

Chris, your shit's broken.

yourshitsbroken by Brenden Grace April 3, 2005