touring 

The fuck?
Touring isn't defined?
Nigga please.
Touring- To tour you stupid motherfucker what do you think?

"Hey Dick, did ya hear Feral Mole is touring next month?
Dick: "Phuk, don't gimme dat shit nigga I don't care."

touring by ItsRuckasNucka. August 8, 2015

Touring with Joy Division 

Adjective, describing that the subject (typically a musician) is dead, particularly when the person to whom it is addressed is either unaware or uncertain of their demise.

Didn't you hear? Joe Strummer's been touring with Joy Division since 2002.

Touring with Joy Division by Zincoxide November 29, 2006

Touring the 3rd Floor 

When you fucked somebody but you're trying to cover it up the next morning. Or even the night of for that matter.

Wes: You definitely fucked him last night
Sue: No we were just touring the 3rd floor.
Wes: I'm sure you were

Touring the 3rd Floor by The Wandering Man September 2, 2009

Touring The Angel 

When a person is given a Shocker, a Dirty Sanchez, and a Hot Karl back-to-back, and said individual enjoys it.

Phu's smile deceived his alleged disgust at Kishore's invitation to go Touring The Angel. Now Phu has a brown lipped smile to match Kishore's fingers.

Touring The Angel by Chocolate Angel August 4, 2008

touring the chocolate factory

Engaging in Anal Sex.

Jill looked at her friend, "So, has Jeff went touring the chocolate factory yet?"

touring the chocolate factory by Ron Jeremy Pony January 17, 2017

touring with Dr. Rockso 

using cocaine. Dr. Rockso is the rock and roll clown on the cartoon Metalocalypse. He does cocaine.

He didn't pay the rent because he was touring with Dr. Rockso.

touring with Dr. Rockso by ChuckSteak December 26, 2009

Domestic Touring 

The art of drinking and behaving as if on tour in your own town, city or country.

Hong Kong is a place well known for its Domestic Touring, where an innocent drink can quickly escalate into several days of mega-lash.

Domestic Touring by #oneclub May 14, 2016