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tourette's guy 

A world famous Tourettes sufferer who has his own website. He has been featured in an MTV commercial, quoted on Conan O'Brien and honoured by Marilyn Manson and his crew.

The guy who wrote the first definition here used to go by the name Suebee Stalker. He was a former Admin on the TG forums, and was banned from the site for attempting to erase the forums. He's just jealous that TG is more popular than he is.
"We started watching a website called tourette's guy. I don’t really care if he really has tourette's. I personally think he sounds like me when I get drunk, because I say some very obscene and strange things that don’t make any sense." - as quoted recently in an interview with Marilyn Manson
tourette's guy by Big admin February 4, 2008
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Tourette's Guy 

1) a youtube bamf named danny who may or may not have tourette's syndrome, but is undeniably hilarious.

2) THAT'S MY ASS!
Kid- Dad there's some white stuff on the floor.
Tourette's Guy- THAT'S MY ASS!
Tourette's Guy by spankwise August 27, 2010

Tourettes Guy 

A drunk, overweight man who happens to have Tourettes Syndrome. Tourettes Guy enjoys yelling, swearing and destroying. He is often filmed philosophizes on topics such as the difference between pissing and shitting out the window, the evil of head and shoulders, problems with Colgate Toothpaste (ONLY the one with Tarter Control) and how banana's deficate. Possibly the funniest man alive to date. Made famous by www.tourettesguy.com and it's creators.
PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!


Jon: You seen Tourettes Guy yet?
Scott: Hell yeah. I want Tourettes now!
Tourettes Guy by Printnamehere December 11, 2004

Tourettes Guy 

An internet hero with tourettes syndrome, known for many great quotes. He often makes up his own curse words.
Tourettes Guy: My ass could write better music than you, with one cheek tied behind my balls.

Tourettes Guy: I don't have time for this "chicken shit bullshit"
Tourettes Guy by RobBob November 14, 2006

tourettes guy 

Famous mostly for his discovery that pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two completely different things. After been in jail for 2 years, he threatens to sue Comcast.
Tourettes Guy: Pissing out the window and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS !!!!!

Tourettes Guy (after return): What the BULL FUCKING HELL is a 'franchise fee' of four dollars, six two cents !
tourettes guy by EagleYS January 12, 2010

tourettes guy 

A man who has tourettes, loves tony the tiger, hates head and shoulders and tartar control, his dad died and nobody cares, he feels like a piece of shit,
Tourettes guy is so cool, but i would love to see tourettes guy on BZ
tourettes guy by Scott Clarkin December 14, 2004

Tourettes Guy 

The funniest person on the internet.

Hey you, don't talk shit about danny, he really has tourettes, he died because an idiot had to get in a car accident with him. Danny deserves alittle tribute.
"Don't talk shit about total"

and

Pay the tourettes guy some respect
Tourettes Guy by ofhwkdhtgnkarn September 1, 2007
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