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Monkey Touch 

Gorilla tag but cooler so you don´t get bullied.
Hey Billy wanna play Gorilla tag? No stupid ni- nice friend its monkey touch

Touch The Monkey

A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
Touch The Monkey by Justin1552 October 13, 2008

torch monkey 

Steve Bannon.
He was pushed out of the White House but Trump's

Torch Monkey still plans on burning down all institutions of government.
torch monkey by DJDJSQUARED October 26, 2017

touchmoney 

an ugly human who doesn’t know how to act. usually a cheater and a player who gets girls preggo my eggo.
touchmoney is so ugly and annoying and he cheats on all his girlfriends
touchmoney by tikitikiland January 30, 2023

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026