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Monkey Touch 

Gorilla tag but cooler so you don´t get bullied.
Hey Billy wanna play Gorilla tag? No stupid ni- nice friend its monkey touch

Touch The Monkey

A phrase coined by Mike Myers in the Saturday Night Live skit, "Sprockets". It can either mean
a) To literally touch a monkey.
b) To masturbate.
a) I was at the zoo and I decided to touch the monkey.
b) I got really lonely and bored so I touched the monkey.
Touch The Monkey by Justin1552 October 13, 2008

torch monkey 

Steve Bannon.
He was pushed out of the White House but Trump's

Torch Monkey still plans on burning down all institutions of government.
torch monkey by DJDJSQUARED October 26, 2017

touchmoney 

an ugly human who doesn’t know how to act. usually a cheater and a player who gets girls preggo my eggo.
touchmoney is so ugly and annoying and he cheats on all his girlfriends
touchmoney by tikitikiland January 30, 2023

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026