torch monkey

He was pushed out of the White House but Trump's

Torch Monkey still plans on burning down all institutions of government.
by DJDJSQUARED October 26, 2017
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Blowbun

Noun. A female hairstyle utilized for the specific purpose of providing a mechanism for one handed head movement control during a blowjob thereby allowing the second hand feee for donkey punches, face slaps, cigar smoking and/or whiskey drinking.
"I don't like it when you grab my ears and fuck my face! Well, if you would put your hair in a Blowbun it wouldn't be an issue"
by DJDJSQUARED June 20, 2018
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