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totes retar 

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The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.
totes retar by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017
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Totes Malotes

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Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
Totes Malotes by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016

tonever 

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1. A subtle, yet sarcastic promise to do something that will most likely never happen.

2. An unspecified time in the future that will never arrive.

3. Probably never, but for some reason, you still have hope.
"Sure, I'll help you with that project tonever, just as soon as pigs start flying out of my ass."

"I can have your money for you tonever, I just gotta call my friend and then..."

"When do you think you'll get that raise?" "I don't know, probably tonever at this rate."
tonever by Davewcmg April 10, 2009

Totes Bro

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Totally bro.
The more awesome version of "Cool Story Bro"

Use it. It's a thing now.
"Hey dude did you see the size of those tampons?"
"Totes bro. They look like they could fit up a walrus."

"Totes bro"
"Stop saying that! Do you know how annoying it is?"
"Totes bro."
Totes Bro by Totesbro January 20, 2012

for totes ser 

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For totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. The for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.
Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.
for totes ser by Jon Shields September 10, 2006

tote a pole

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To shot or have a gun
Idgaf if you can fight I tote a pole bitch
tote a pole by Phatkat55555555 November 23, 2017
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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