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Totes Malotes

Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!
Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!
Totes Malotes by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016
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totes magotes 

An awkward way to say "totally" when trying to act cool.

Coined in the 2009 film "I Love You, Man"
Guy #1: Hey, we watching the game at my place tonight?
Guy #2: Yeah. Totally. Totes magotes, man.
Guy #1: ..Nevermind.
totes magotes by whitemamba March 30, 2009

Totes Magotes 

Totally, meaning 'Of Course'
First used in the movie 'I Love You Man'
- Are you coming to that party on Saturday?

- Totes Magotes! I'm so there.
Totes Magotes by synthpop March 30, 2009

totes magotes 

A rhyme negation of the slang totes (meaning totally) this phrase is used as a correction and is followed by the 'better' descriptive (following the pattern of all rhyme -negations)
In the classic tv commercial:
Girl 1: "He's totes adorbs"
Girl 2: "totes magotes, he's cray-cray amaze"

(this follows the standard pattern for rhyming negation:
Friend 1: "What should I wear? It has to be conservative"
Friend 2: "conservative shmervative, go wild!")

note: In the full commercial, the follow up comment of "totes magotes" is used incorrectly.
totes magotes by Kalpanath November 30, 2014

Totes Molotes 

Totes Molotes is to agree with someone. Verbally agreeing
Friend #1 Bro have heard about that telly ting girl at the party she a real booger

Friend #2 Yea totes- totes molotes I did hear about her she's weird
Totes Molotes by CATKID June 2, 2022
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