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totalfark 

$5 a month version of Fark.com. Access to more articles, civilized and humorous repartee, valuable advice threads and regular Drew Curtis and Wil Wheaton visits.

The Internet Evolution:

- TotalFarkers
- Something Awful Goons
- Fark-liters
- Slashdotters
- Mildew
- Dog hair
- UrbanDictionary.com regulars who post about their friends and their fake sexual experiences with single subject-verb sentences
- Live Journal Attention Whores
- assistant crack Whore

There is no UltraFark.
If SomethingAwful is the state university, TotalFark is the Ivy League.
totalfark by propensity July 5, 2004
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totalfark 

A site compiled of one liners linking to news stories that you heard about weeks before.
If fark has any credability it's because it's linked on somethingawful
totalfark by bren4220 May 1, 2005

Totalwar.org 

A website, related to the Total War series of games, but has turned into a political rant space. Awesome website full of cool people.
www.totalwar.org is a great website full of intelligent people. Everyone who enjoys politics and rational discussion should go there.
radndom useage, yelled in large crowds for distractions, break up akward or unusual silences
"TOTALAK"
totalak by morrowborder94 January 18, 2009

totalferals 

totalferals is a hot person who makes tiktoks
they love badboyhalo too much and are swaggy
i should follow totalferals on tiktok right now!
totalferals by ummmmm ok July 9, 2021

totalfreedom 

minecraft server that is boring but the community is sometimes cool and funny, but mostly isnt
"hey have you seen this server?"

"yeah its such a totalfreedom"
totalfreedom by justin0526 September 3, 2022

totalfuckenglish 

English that is so bloody horrible that you can't even decipher the original meaning, usually encountered in texting and IMing. Similar to "text speech" but
is the anythg w c du b wia???? is totalfuckenglish for "is there anything we can do but wait?"
totalfuckenglish by ApathyImp May 23, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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