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by propensity July 05, 2004
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A site compiled of one liners linking to news stories that you heard about weeks before.
If fark has any credability it's because it's linked on somethingawful
by bren4220 May 01, 2005
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