totalfark 

$5 a month version of Fark.com. Access to more articles, civilized and humorous repartee, valuable advice threads and regular Drew Curtis and Wil Wheaton visits.

The Internet Evolution:

- TotalFarkers
- Something Awful Goons
- Fark-liters
- Slashdotters
- Mildew
- Dog hair
- UrbanDictionary.com regulars who post about their friends and their fake sexual experiences with single subject-verb sentences
- Live Journal Attention Whores
- assistant crack Whore

There is no UltraFark.

If SomethingAwful is the state university, TotalFark is the Ivy League.

totalfark by propensity July 5, 2004

totalfark 

A site compiled of one liners linking to news stories that you heard about weeks before.

If fark has any credability it's because it's linked on somethingawful

totalfark by bren4220 May 1, 2005

Totalwar.org 

A website, related to the Total War series of games, but has turned into a political rant space. Awesome website full of cool people.

www.totalwar.org is a great website full of intelligent people. Everyone who enjoys politics and rational discussion should go there.

Totalwar.org by DemonArchangel July 4, 2004

totalak 

radndom useage, yelled in large crowds for distractions, break up akward or unusual silences

"TOTALAK"

totalak by morrowborder94 January 18, 2009

totalferals 

totalferals is a hot person who makes tiktoks
they love badboyhalo too much and are swaggy

i should follow totalferals on tiktok right now!

totalferals by ummmmm ok July 9, 2021

totalfreedom 

minecraft server that is boring but the community is sometimes cool and funny, but mostly isnt

"hey have you seen this server?"

"yeah its such a totalfreedom"

totalfreedom by justin0526 September 3, 2022

totalfuckenglish 

English that is so bloody horrible that you can't even decipher the original meaning, usually encountered in texting and IMing. Similar to "text speech" but

is the anythg w c du b wia???? is totalfuckenglish for "is there anything we can do but wait?"

totalfuckenglish by ApathyImp May 23, 2011