total douche 

A total douche is a phrase used to define a douchebag who has done a douchebaggish thing to you, personally. It's a synonym for douchebag but total douche has a lighter feel to it and it's not as serious. It's more often than not used when talking about a person when they're not around.

That ass thinks he's always the shit around me. He's a total douche.

That bitch fired me for no reason. What a total douche.

total douche by RDK December 9, 2007

total douchebag 

A jerkoff who has no redeeming value left at all.
An asshole who has surpassed all the limits of assholery.
A douchebag who has sunk to lowest level of douchebaggery.
A lowlife who richly deserves a severe ass beating for soiling the planet with his existance.

That total douchebag has screwed me over good this time!

total douchebag by jsd9632 April 20, 2012

total douchebag 

donald trump

the donald once again proves that he is a total douchebag.

total douchebag by anonymous February 19, 2022

total fucking douchebag 

Someone who has taken the normal level of a douchebag's douchiness to new levels. TFDB for short.

Eric isn't just a douchebag, he's a total fucking douchebag.

total fucking douchebag by bobzemuda January 12, 2006