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total package 

A guy or girl who has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.
It's rare to find someone that has the total package.
total package by ??? August 5, 2003

Total Package 

Caleb Carter has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.
It's rare to find someone that has the total package.
Total Package by BigCa816 December 19, 2020

Total Package 

One who believes they are the best thing ever put on this planet. Often this creates a psuedo-superior complex within the person. These are the people often hated by "friends," family, and society in general.
I have to go watch the Total Package graduate this weekend. I'm not thrilled.
Total Package by LilCunt May 26, 2008

total package 

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and attempts to get his testicles in too. Also known as "steeping the bag". Not recommended for novice romantic's as NO one I know has ever had success!
I heard he managed to get his cock AND balls into Sandra's gigantic hole... Alas! Someone has achieved the total package!
total package by Randy Young May 13, 2005

the total package 

A man who excels in everything. He is smart, successful, good-looking, athletic, has a good sense of humor, great in bed, etc.
Brad is a lawyer and a rock star. I want to be him. He's the Total Package.
the total package by be rad December 24, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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