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tourist torpor 

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).
"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."
tourist torpor by b1-66er June 9, 2008

post meal torpor 

The heavy sleepiness you experience after a very large meal. PMT frequently strikes after lunch during the 'graveyard shift'.
Man, that apple pie has really given me post meal torpor.
post meal torpor by RJH August 26, 2006

tororojo 

ToroRojo is what is commonly referred to as Red Bull here on the Texas/Mexico border.
In Spanish to one another: "Hey that GringoLoco (crazy white guy) keeps drinking those ToroRojo's."
tororojo by GringoLoco2012 March 18, 2012

Torpoodo 

A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.
-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"
Torpoodo by wesk8 January 9, 2015
A large mammal thats lives in the northern reigons of North America and some remote parts of the Middle East. Small numbers of Torpovs survive the winter by eating each other. The Last known king of Torpovs was a lump known as Dimitrius
Dude I was almost killed by a pack of Torpovs!!
Torpov by faheez=p February 27, 2009

Toroproctometer 

You better put on your boots and get out your toroproctometer because it's getting deep around here.
Toroproctometer by LaFitte January 23, 2013