Torpor

laking in energy and will; dulness

She is living with them in conditions of domestic comfort but emotional torpor in White Point, a fishing community north of Perth.
When the water evaporates, the crocodiles estivate, or pass the summer in a kind of torpor.

by 19841984tk May 30, 2022

tourist torpor

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).

"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."

by b1-66er June 9, 2008

post meal torpor

The heavy sleepiness you experience after a very large meal. PMT frequently strikes after lunch during the 'graveyard shift'.

Man, that apple pie has really given me post meal torpor.

by RJH August 26, 2006

tororojo

ToroRojo is what is commonly referred to as Red Bull here on the Texas/Mexico border.

In Spanish to one another: "Hey that GringoLoco (crazy white guy) keeps drinking those ToroRojo's."

by GringoLoco2012 March 18, 2012

Torpoodo

A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.

-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"

by wesk8 January 9, 2015

Torpov

A large mammal thats lives in the northern reigons of North America and some remote parts of the Middle East. Small numbers of Torpovs survive the winter by eating each other. The Last known king of Torpovs was a lump known as Dimitrius

Dude I was almost killed by a pack of Torpovs!!

by faheez=p February 27, 2009

Toroproctometer

A device used to measure bullshit.

You better put on your boots and get out your toroproctometer because it's getting deep around here.

by LaFitte January 23, 2013