Torpov

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A large mammal thats lives in the northern reigons of North America and some remote parts of the Middle East. Small numbers of Torpovs survive the winter by eating each other. The Last known king of Torpovs was a lump known as Dimitrius

Dude I was almost killed by a pack of Torpovs!!

Torpov by faheez=p February 27, 2009

Words you can keep

tourist torpor

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).

"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."

tourist torpor by b1-66er June 9, 2008

Related Words

Torpov • torpoodo • Torgover • Torpoint • Torpor • torpornap • Torpo Speed • Linyos Torovoltos • tourist torpor • post meal torpor

Linyos Torovoltos

A soviet computer hacker who invented Lunix before the Russians lost the cold war. It is based on a program Microsoft wrote for the US government.

He also wrote many other programs, such as telnet, which is used to connect to other people's computer without a telephone, and mp3 which is capable of stealing music out of people's stereos.

Clearly Linyos Torovoltos is not to be trusted.

Linyos Torovoltos by MiffTheFox February 21, 2009

Torgover

Having an extreme mental and physical sluggishness due to a severe hangover

"Oh man, I drank so much last night I am totally Torgovered"

"I have a serious torgover"

Torgover by Chesticles May 16, 2012

post meal torpor

The heavy sleepiness you experience after a very large meal. PMT frequently strikes after lunch during the 'graveyard shift'.

Man, that apple pie has really given me post meal torpor.

post meal torpor by RJH August 26, 2006

Torpoodo

A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.

-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"

Torpoodo by wesk8 January 9, 2015

Torpo Speed

Maximum speed when object shoots out of water.

lauren got smacked with torpo speed.

Torpo Speed by laurens mom October 20, 2010

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026