Torpov

A large mammal thats lives in the northern reigons of North America and some remote parts of the Middle East. Small numbers of Torpovs survive the winter by eating each other. The Last known king of Torpovs was a lump known as Dimitrius

Dude I was almost killed by a pack of Torpovs!!

by faheez=p February 27, 2009

tourist torpor

(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).

"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."

by b1-66er June 9, 2008

Linyos Torovoltos

A soviet computer hacker who invented Lunix before the Russians lost the cold war. It is based on a program Microsoft wrote for the US government.

He also wrote many other programs, such as telnet, which is used to connect to other people's computer without a telephone, and mp3 which is capable of stealing music out of people's stereos.

Clearly Linyos Torovoltos is not to be trusted.

by MiffTheFox February 21, 2009

Torgover

Having an extreme mental and physical sluggishness due to a severe hangover

"Oh man, I drank so much last night I am totally Torgovered"

"I have a serious torgover"

by Chesticles May 16, 2012

post meal torpor

The heavy sleepiness you experience after a very large meal. PMT frequently strikes after lunch during the 'graveyard shift'.

Man, that apple pie has really given me post meal torpor.

by RJH August 26, 2006

Torpoodo

A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.

-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"

by wesk8 January 9, 2015

Torpo Speed

Maximum speed when object shoots out of water.

lauren got smacked with torpo speed.

by laurens mom October 20, 2010