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Jacob Tornosky
A little prick who drives a kawasaki 85cc and is always stuck in third gear.....
Assblaster2000 was here
Assblaster2000 was here
Jacob Tornosky by Assblaster2009 April 4, 2010
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Torosaurus
Torosaurus by C. Lam May 24, 2006
Camel Tronoserus
When a womens gooch is wet and her lips can be seen through her pants. like camel lips, but wetter and they have a pungent smell of uterus juices and quagmirric mirages displaying pictures of underwieght sausages called Gareth Lining.
Camel Tronoserus by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006
Torvosaurus
A large dinosaur, one quite vicious and vivacious, particularly in the groin. Lived in the late jurassic period. Also known as "savage lizard" and is a chubbo.
Torvosaurus by Sashafur March 17, 2012
Toros Hair
Toros Hair by Dankasus April 5, 2021
torosian
torosian by Andrew Bynum February 16, 2008
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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