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The act of shitting in the cistern of an enemy's toilet to ruin their bathroom for a thousand flushes.

Shortly before they sealed off Hitler's bunker beneath Berlin, Larry Silverstein toptanked every toilet available and made good on his escape.

Toptank by Kenny Evil July 5, 2010

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Top Tank

The act of defecating in the back tank of a toilet. The result is that whenever there is a flush, the bowl fills with tainted water.

Before I moved out, I top tanked the toilet in the master bedroom.

Top Tank by Robert Smith August 6, 2004

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Top tank • top-tankin • top tanker • top tanking • Toptanguler • Topwanker • top rank • Tom Tanking • too tanky • to pankle

Top tank

Taking a dump in the systern of a toilet. Holding youself up by you hands on the wall and dropping in a bombay bad boy. The only way that can be fixed is if a glass-monkey mops the whole stinky area out.

Particularly skilled people can piss at the same time and even sometimes get a few drops in the bowl.

Norm gave Gilhooley a top tank for his birthday. He thought and animal (a trained dog) had done it.
He was wrong.

Top tank by Matt Regsmith April 30, 2003

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Toptanguler

The awsomeness of a girls breasts.

Her boobs are toptanguler.

Toptanguler by J.T. 2 April 22, 2008

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Topwanker

Alternative phrase: "wankadile.

Somebody who is a close mate.
Somebody you love as a marra.

Oi Daniel, your my topwanker you know that.

Topwanker by Viperian topwanker February 1, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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