6 definitions by Kenny Evil
The act of shitting in the cistern of an enemy's toilet to ruin their bathroom for a thousand flushes.
Shortly before they sealed off Hitler's bunker beneath Berlin, Larry Silverstein toptanked every toilet available and made good on his escape.
by Kenny Evil June 30, 2010
by Kenny Evil May 31, 2006
When a girl realises the repulsiveness of the man she is blowing halfway through and decides against having any further physical interaction.
Seagull: Well there she was going down on me and, at the worst time, sobriety hits her and 'joink', she was gone!
by Kenny Evil May 31, 2007
The end of a joint, usually made from cardboard. The cardboard usually comes from the green card that is used to support the packets of cigarette papers, the packet itself or whatever club flyer happens to be handy. It derives its name from the derogatory term used for the grunts of the mexican army, "La Cucaracha" which means "the cockraoches", because, as part of their payment they eached received quantities of mariijana.
La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Ya no puede caminar
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Marijuana que fumar.
(The cockroach, the cockroach
Now he can't go traveling
Because he doesn't have, because he lacks
Marijuana to smoke.)
La cucaracha, la cucaracha
Ya no puede caminar
Porque no tiene, porque le falta
Marijuana que fumar.
(The cockroach, the cockroach
Now he can't go traveling
Because he doesn't have, because he lacks
Marijuana to smoke.)
you fuck, all you've left me with is the roach. i shall beat you upside the head to avenge this wrong.
by Kenny Evil July 12, 2006
a support group for blokes whose girlfriends have suffered improbable and ridiculous afflictions, such as knitting wrist, and of course the titular ham sandwich incident
amy sprained her ankle and was incapacitated for months because she slipped on a ham sandwich, so Frizzo formed the Ham Sandwich Club
by Kenny Evil February 3, 2009
1. Those jazz mags and that lube sure make great toss pieces
2. Good sir, whilst I respect your right to possess and express your opinion, it should be noted that you are in fact a useless toss piece.
2. Good sir, whilst I respect your right to possess and express your opinion, it should be noted that you are in fact a useless toss piece.
by Kenny Evil May 31, 2006