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tootie fruitie 

a very wet pussy

a fag or a gay

a pancake order at I-Hop with some type of fruity toppings
Howard: Damn that bitches pussy was wetter than a tootie fruitie!!!

John: You just a wag ass tootie fruitie!

Greg: Can i order the tootie fruitie please?

tootie fruitie by Macaw118 February 5, 2009

Tootie Fruitie Putie 

45’s secret code nickname for his good buddy, Vladimir.
How’s my Tootie Fruitie Putie today?

Fruiti Aruti Tootie 

Fruiti Aruti Tootie (sometimes shown in the short form as just “Fruiti”) is a nickname for Artur. He is a person of great humor and intellectuality. He can be shallow and have many negative characteristics but never does he shy away from a challenge. He is a very lucky individual. He gets hot babes but has only a few in a handful of friends
“Hey Fruiti get ova’ he’e”
“Fruiti Aruti Tootie is being a damn fucking fruit again”
Fruiti Aruti Tootie by Arut2002 April 15, 2023

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026