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Horse Tooth Jackass 

Any and all buck-toothed wannabees, especially one who produces the Howard Stern Show
Gary is a Horse Tooth Jackass!

tooth jeans 

can mean multiple things.

tooth jeans can mean either jeans for your teeth or jeans made out of teeth, sometimes both.
tooth jeans by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016

Tooth Job 

When a very hot lady gives you a blowjob and while doing so, gives you some teeth.

This is extremely painful and usually ends up in having the penis bleeding.

Can also end up with the girlfriend dead from having the victim shooting her from the pain.
"Dude, while kelly and I were having some oral sex, she gave me a hard Tooth Job".

"ouch man".

"she's dead now XD".

"WTF"!
Tooth Job by pochypizzle December 6, 2010

Tooth jerky 

Noun:

Remnants of food particles left behind in ones teeth after a meal that can be saved for later consumption.
She had a mondo piece of tooth jerky hanging out of her mouth after eating those hot wings.
Tooth jerky by Floyd Rage September 14, 2011

Tooth Jam 

The build up of food (usually crisps or nuts) that’s stuck in the teeth at the back of someone’s mouth.
“Eeurgh, just snogged a girl, and she had some proper tooth jam going on, cheese and onion I think.....”
Tooth Jam by Yiddo75 October 4, 2019

Tooth Juice 

When a male and female are having sex in the doggie-style position and he spits on her back to make her think he is finished she turns around because she thinks he is done, and then, he goes on her face with an open mouth. Some of his semen gets stuck onto her teeth and dangles, hence, tooth juice.
This girl was so wet with tooth juice I began to throw up.
Tooth Juice by nbkl2ds April 23, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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