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Really smart, kind, handsome looking guy. His name is unique in its own way and not many people on the planet have it. He has some of the best looking hair in all of man kind and people really enjoy being around him. Including girls. He usually gets the ladies because of his caring heart, kind soul, looks, and the fact that he’s brave and willing to do whatever it takes to keep a relationship in place.
Have you ever met Tooke? You should. He’s really hot... -ladies
Tooke by Aight boutta head out October 7, 2019
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1.homosexual intercourse, 2. to not have an education, 3. to be covered in poor marine tattoos.
i tooke it up the arse.

"did you go to school?" "no i'm a tooke"

"do you like my tatoos? no they're tooke.
tooke by gwildegwil December 4, 2009
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Pronounced Too-Key
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.
Girl 1: "That guy over that is fatter than Nikocado Avocado x4"
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."

Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."
tooke by SillyJiggy52 May 10, 2023

Sean tooke my virginity 

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In a small group, a person who can get naked without it being awkward or sexual.
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Karen: I'm taking the kids
You: W-wha?
Karen: Goodbye (Ur name)
You: Can I at least see them on Christmas, Karen please!

(Later)
Friend: What's up man?
You: Karen took the kids.
Friend: Damn...
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