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Toos is a person who can go full nights with no sleep and still be able to function the next day and all her friends think she has some sort of sleeping disorder. She had probs watched every show on Netflix and watched it about 10 times over. A toos is normally a very fast walker and can walk miles without getting tired but surprisingly not very sporty. She spends countless hours on her phone usually watching Netflix, Tiktok and YouTube. She has an obsession with Harry Styles and will get married in the Beachwood Cafe. Don’t you dare sing the words wrong to any of her fav songs or you’re dead to this bitch. She is an absolute legend and will try and force feed you to ‘fatten you up’ even though she’s the skinniest bitch in the room. She probs has a dog with a name that sounds vicious even though the dog is an angel. This bitch will defo be a money heist fan. She never studies for tests but always gets 100% and will always say you did better even though you got 1% and it makes no sense. Everyone is jealous of a toos for her good looks and great personality. Her soulmate is definitely going to be a shwin or a mulch as they are the most compatible. You gotta love a toos

‘I stayed up all night watching Netflix!’ ‘Wow you must be a toos!’

‘Why are yous all laughing?’ ‘Oh, sorry toos made us laugh with her amazing personality!’

toos by sparklygurl April 12, 2020

Toos

The name of someone who plays the violin. She's very good at baking pancakes. Also a common name for an aunt.

"Who's that?"

"Oh, that's aunt Toos."

Toos by Plopperdeplop123 November 30, 2021

Toos on em

Being very confident in your ability to do something

Ali: I lost 700 dollars at pokies
Ash: let’s go down to the pokies then to TOOS ON EM

Toos on em by MORDAGOW August 16, 2020

Hash tags and the her toos

Groups of Feminist women who frequently and often classify anything even a simple compliment as harassment.

I gave Katie a simple compliment about how nice her new shoes looked and she freaked out on me. Then immediately picked up her iPhone to go on Twitter to join the hash tags and the her toos. Only in liberal post-obummer America where anything a white male says about a women or minority is considered racist or sexist.

Hash tags and the her toos by pctv guy June 6, 2018

Dirty Toos 

When a chick is giving you head, you gag her so hard that she throws up, and you use the vomit as lubrication to have sex with her.

Paul took his coworker out for drinks one night. Before long, she was drunk & she started giving him head. He was too much for her to handle so she threw up on him, and as payback, he gave her the Dirty Toos.

Dirty Toos by AndreaMarie July 30, 2008

Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS) 

A worthless glob that has two eyes and one really flat tooth.
It's known to float around people's houses spying on men in the bathroom.
It's been around since the the first human ever recorded and they would also
spy on them trying to use the bathroom, which was just a massive hole.

Scientific name: Squabtoisis toobus

"Aeneas is acting like such a Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS) today."

Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS) by Monikerrr September 4, 2022

Up Toos

To ask someone what they are doing. Mainly used amongst members of polynesian communities as slang.

Tairua: Yo my brotha, Up Toos bro?
Bro: Just about to get on the piss my bro. Want to join G?

Up Toos by FafeUce April 20, 2026