Melman

(v): To laugh uncontrollably while trying to run or jog. May cause arms and legs to feel like jell-o.

Spectator #1: Why is that girl running so weirdly? And why is she smiling?

Spectator #2: Looks like she's melmaning.

by Kmart725 July 17, 2010

Melman

Synonym for nerd, weeb, geeky etc.
For reference, South Park season 3, episode 8, 1:40

Person 1: Look at those total melmans over there
Person 2: Ew

by Sand 🐒 February 21, 2020

Melman

A god like man who j walks in front is police

Man that melman made me wet

by PP Slap February 7, 2019

melman

only the best "madagascar" character.. a hypocondriact (or however you spell it) giraffe that owns!!. not is it only the best character but i mean seriously.. who doesnt want that as there nickname? *Probably makes sense for ppl with the name that starts with Mel*

Example 1 = Person 1 = Have you seen madagascar??
Person 2 = Yeah, Melman owns!

Example 2 = Person 1 = So.. what should Melissa's nickname be?
Person 2 = Melman Of course ;)

by Melman December 26, 2006

Nine a melman

A phrase that you scream randomly out of nowhere to release your energy when bored. Origin; New York.

*Crickets* “NINE A MELMAN!”

by heyyyywhatup9193 May 21, 2023

Melman

A geeky man with difficulty walking like a baby deer with new feet. Uses the phrase "oh, ok" often. Movement like gumby the green guy.

Look at that melman trying to walk and chew gum, I think he's gonna hurt himself.

by Call me pedro October 12, 2023

Ts so melman

Melman = tuff
Must be used in a sentence or it will have no meaning.

“Ts so melman”

by Angel Bautista June 18, 2025