Tool Gazer

A man in a men’s room at a urinal who is checking out the guy next to him.

I tried to piss but this tool gazer wouldn’t let up.

I admit, I am a tool gazer.

by Kateazer October 28, 2023

EPIC GAMER TOOL

The one and only pickaxe that is more epic than the word epic itself. More epic than ever.

For example...
Oh my god. It’s an...
EPIC GAMER TOOL.

by spotlight ah September 13, 2019

ePic GAmER TOoL

NO WORDS

KID: GuEsS WhAt
KID2: WhAt! DiD yOu GeT AnoTHer ViRus
KID: N0 I gOt aN ePic GAmEr TOoL

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

ePic GAmER TOoL

A tool that was sent down from the gods of Minecraft.

Kid 1: Ay bRo guEsS whaT.
Kid 2: WhAt?
Kid 1: I GOT AN ePic GAmER TOoL!
Kid 2: HoLy CrAp!

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

toolgazer

To look steadily, intently, and with fixed attention to the male crotch area or hammer - sometimes including man on man, unfortunately.

them faggots tend to be real toolgazers.

by cooter February 11, 2004