Tool Gazer

A man in a men’s room at a urinal who is checking out the guy next to him.

I tried to piss but this tool gazer wouldn’t let up.

I admit, I am a tool gazer.

Tool Gazer by Kateazer October 28, 2023

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EPIC GAMER TOOL

The one and only pickaxe that is more epic than the word epic itself. More epic than ever.

For example...
Oh my god. It’s an...
EPIC GAMER TOOL.

EPIC GAMER TOOL by spotlight ah September 13, 2019

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ePic GAmER TOoL

NO WORDS

KID: GuEsS WhAt
KID2: WhAt! DiD yOu GeT AnoTHer ViRus
KID: N0 I gOt aN ePic GAmEr TOoL

ePic GAmER TOoL by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

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ePic GAmER TOoL

A tool that was sent down from the gods of Minecraft.

Kid 1: Ay bRo guEsS whaT.
Kid 2: WhAt?
Kid 1: I GOT AN ePic GAmER TOoL!
Kid 2: HoLy CrAp!

ePic GAmER TOoL by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

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toolgazer

To look steadily, intently, and with fixed attention to the male crotch area or hammer - sometimes including man on man, unfortunately.

them faggots tend to be real toolgazers.

toolgazer by cooter February 11, 2004

prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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