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Comes from Spanish origin meaning tonto. Some synonyms are words such as Hernandez or Chiko. Stop being such a Chiko, or Hey, what are you doing, pinche Hernandez
Dont be a tontini.
Tontini by Elchingonbarbas October 30, 2019
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An agreement between individuals wherein the last surviving participant inherits all of the assets from each member. Alternatively, the assets may be split evenly among each of the surviving members after a certain period of time.
To decide who would inherit our father's mansion, my brothers and I entered into a tontine. Only two of us remain.
tontine by Nine Iron June 6, 2005
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man, that carly is a tonini.
Tonini by emflo January 19, 2009
Used as an expression. It could be anything. Noun, Verb, any shit you like..It describes everything.
Tonting!!!! Tonting!!!! Toooooontiiiiiing!!!
Tonting by PatchdaBiatch September 16, 2005
A Great Troll Warrior from the Dark Spear Tribe. It is said that he alone has vanquished over one million Alliance in the great war of Warsong Gultch. He is known to be a fearce warrior who will fight no matter what the odds! Also, he is also adored by the ladies because of his ability to make sweet sweet love to them! even the hot alliance night elves who he slays after their romantic encounter
Child #1: I want to group up like the Great Tantini!

Child #2: Tag your it! *punches Child #1 in the face*

Child #1: Argghhghs *falls to the ground*

Child #2: Mom! Child #1 triped on a beetle and hit his face on hard grass!!
Tantini by Someonethatsnottantini September 14, 2008
A beautiful funny brown skinned girl. She has beautiful big eyes. Would always love and support. She has many talents ❤️ She is a keeper.
totini by JoosToothpick January 29, 2020

toninite 

(noun)a person being dedicated to being a tones
Jeez, Mo Sizlak is such a toninite.
toninite by Furious George March 28, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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