The inflammation (swelling) of one's cerebral cortex as a result of micromanagement by Tom. There is no known cure at the time of this post.
Symptoms: Do you often feel like a mouse? Do you find yourself with constant migraines?
Manager: Where is my update?
Employee: I am not working on that project.
Manager: I need to know everything...I need to understand Employee: I think I am coming down with Tominitis
Pronounced Tee-nee-nee. It is perhaps one of the most versatile words in use today. The word is French-Punjabi in origin. Its primary meaning was derived from describing a good looking female. However over time its has become synonymous with anything positive.
The word is often elongated by adding further 'nini' to add emphasis.
That girl is Tinini
That party at 72s was bare Tinini
Did you get some Tinini of her last night?
Setting your favourite song as your ring tone and then, after months of hearing it over and over again through your phone's bass-hating speakers, growing to hate it through too much repetition
"Isn't this your favourite song?"
"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."
"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."