Definitions by Kassmander

Tonsillitis 

Feels like a rope covered in razor blades is rubbing against your throat every time you try to swallow

"Damn I have tonsillitis guess I won't eat or drink for a fucking week!"

Tonsillitis by Kassmander March 6, 2019

Club penguin 

By far the best game in History
We lost it too soon
RIP

I miss club penguin

Club penguin by Kassmander March 2, 2019