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A sexy, daring individual who's smile will melt your heart.
Cheeky and Always quick with a comeback and well versed in star wars references tonette Is the kind of person you will never forget
Holy moly she is gorgeous, how do I get tonette's number
Tonette by Lifes_abeach October 14, 2019
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shit tonnes 

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff
There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today
shit tonnes by ebsva June 10, 2012

tonnemacher

Although this looks like a last name it is used as a first name to call men that are athletic, funny, stunnigly good looking, and intelligent.
Person 1 " hey tonnemacher. hows it going?"
tonnemacher "good"
Person 2 "what is tonnemacher?"
Person 1 "someone that is hot and cool at the same time."
tonnemacher by Call it like it is January 26, 2009
A family of people who are considered to be awesome. They are the envy of all they meet. Their beauty, personality, humor, and kindness is unmatched by anyone EVER! This family is the origin of the phrase "Hung like a Tennett," used when a horse just doesn't do your dick justice. BAD ASS
My life is complete. A Tennett fucked me last night.

Clint Eastwood shit his pants when a couple of Tennett's felt lucky.
Tennett by Patty92834 October 7, 2009
A Very Sexy Girl , Pretty Thick Has Brown Eyes And Just A Loyal Person
" omg look at Tonette she's amazing "
tonette by Daddy5372 December 24, 2016

Tnnetenba 

Coined by Moss from the IT Crowd.

A random word used to describe something a person owns.

E.g. a scarf.
Good morning. That's a nice tnnetenba
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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