Tonky Wonky

As opposed to a Tinky Winki, A Tonky Wonky is a huge penis.

Please won't not pull on my Tonky Wonky so hard.
Wow, your Tonky Wonky doesn't want to go there.

Tonky Wonky by Mcrb April 6, 2007

Tonky Wonky

A particularly muscular homosexual man

watch out for that tonky wonky, he's a big boy and he likes the look of you...

Tonky Wonky by Tonky Wonky Prey March 5, 2011

Wonky tonky 

When a homie be high as balls he be WONKY TONKY

Dang bro kyles wonky tonky

Wonky tonky by Andrew lafrance February 3, 2022

Wonky Tonk 

1. Country songs about public policy.

A play on the music genre honky tonk named after the seedy bars where this baudy country style was born and the term wonk for political information junkies.

There have always been protest songs about activism for as long as there has been folk music. Woody and Arlo Guthrie, Bob Dylan, and other political bands like R.E.M. or Rage Against the Machine have made careers out of including politics in their music.

There have also been plenty of patriotic country songs with some political references, but until now there has never been an entire genre devoted entirely to rapping about the specifics of public policy in a rowdy saloon-style country flavor.

The downside is that musicians often lack sufficient wonk and many activists are lacking in tonk.

He's a true wonky tonk singer - I feel I really understand house bill #137 in way I never did before, and I also feel a bit drunk.

Wonky Tonk by gdolezal June 15, 2011

tinky winky 

Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.

He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.

Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?

Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!

Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?

Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?

Dipsy: (cries)

tinky winky by Joel April 13, 2005

TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO 

it’s that teletubbies remix on tiktok

girl: can i sing for you?
boy: yea sure
girl: TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO
boy: OMG
boy: you’re amazing
boy: i love you
girl: IT’S A SOLO

TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO by pem from ssp June 16, 2020

Tinky Winky 

The purple teletubby; Has a male voice and carries around a purse; Has a triangle stem on his head; normally has huge giggle fits

The Noo-noo scared the shit out of Tinky-Winky.

Tinky Winky by Gwen Stefani Grrl December 9, 2003