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Toni Kroos 

Somebody that puts you in trouble then comes to your rescue just in time.

<See the Germany Vs Sweden game FIFA 2018 world cup>
I can't believe Dennis put me through a Toni Kroos moment in the exam room again. This is getting old 😂
Toni Kroos by Siongok June 23, 2018

touch tone kid 

Kids who have parents who are more involved with their cell phones than their kids. Absentee Parenting. Related to the 1980's "Latch Key Kid" that came home after school to an empty house because both parents had to work.

Ignore the kids because you can't put your cell phone down.
The worst is when I see parents out with their kids and both parents are looking at their phones. Poor little Touch Tone Kid.
touch tone kid by MsPms March 5, 2014

tonic klonic 

A spin off of the classic gin and tonic taken to the next level with an added dosage of klonopin.
Bartender:
What would you like to drink?

Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.

Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!

Tone Klever

Sexdoll used by the bois
Dude, it's my turn using Tone Klever tonight
Tone Klever by BitchNugget123 February 9, 2023

Toni and Kami

a really cute couple in the minecraft youtube twitter community
"Have you seen Toni and Kami? they're amazing!"

knucklehead townie

A knucklehead townie is the exact opposite of a redneck country boy, knucklehead townies are usually bisexual don’t own firearms, hunt or fish and hate camping. Knucklehead townies tend to be liberals who can’t weld.
Hey bro, did you see that knucklehead townie in the designer jeans try to lay a greasy bead? he wants to suck my peen.