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touch tone kid
Kids who have parents who are more involved with their cell phones than their kids. Absentee Parenting. Related to the 1980's "Latch Key Kid" that came home after school to an empty house because both parents had to work.
Ignore the kids because you can't put your cell phone down.
Ignore the kids because you can't put your cell phone down.
The worst is when I see parents out with their kids and both parents are looking at their phones. Poor little Touch Tone Kid.
touch tone kid by MsPms March 5, 2014
tonic klonic
Bartender:
What would you like to drink?
Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.
Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!
What would you like to drink?
Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.
Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!
tonic klonic by dont.panic.its.organic October 26, 2017
Tone Klever
Tone Klever by BitchNugget123 February 9, 2023
Toni and Kami
Toni and Kami by wwwowhsjbwjsbwjdbrjf December 17, 2020
knucklehead townie
A knucklehead townie is the exact opposite of a redneck country boy, knucklehead townies are usually bisexual don’t own firearms, hunt or fish and hate camping. Knucklehead townies tend to be liberals who can’t weld.
Hey bro, did you see that knucklehead townie in the designer jeans try to lay a greasy bead? he wants to suck my peen.
knucklehead townie by Jules Winnfield May 27, 2018
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