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tongue blanket

when a girl has a massive fur-burger and you can tuck your tongue in for a nap with that tongue blanket
man i was with this chick last night took so long to get thru her fur-burger a tucked my tongue in for a nap with her tongue blanket
by meatwad1245 December 10, 2011
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Tongue Blanket

A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket
"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)
by PickledDik February 14, 2022
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