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Hardest person you’ll ever meet, gets the most girls and makes grifo call him daddy
Damn tondita is papi(every girl in the world)
Tondita by Igreenthose March 25, 2019
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Basically long story short, it’s the toilet paper you get stuck in your ass when you wipe. The worst thing to ever walk the earth. Equivalent to a fork scraping on a plate. A huge fucking pussy
Bro: hey remember when I hit a nuke on COD!

Me: yeah weren’t all those kills on tondita?

Bro:yeah his mother was also giving me top at the same time!!
Tondita by Itsjustbanter69 March 27, 2019
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Tonita is hyper when with friends but not so much when around other people. She loves food and fashion. Really pretty but even prettier attitude. Best Dancer ever! Great smile! Best Frind Jessica.
Hey Tonita can you help me?

sure!
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tonitarium 

A group of kids who worship there god and savior Zioberg and human sized crab who is a doctor

Started by Tony Damein Zack
those tonitariums stole my lobster and ran off last night
tonitarium by tony Frascoia February 28, 2008
A beautiful, sexy, smart, and caring woman who gives her all in friendships and relationships and is willing to kick your ass when you acting up too. Tondia's are usually dark skin but are amazing lovers in more than just the bed.
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Tonita Burley 

Tonita Burley is my birth name
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A made up kid where your latino parents fucking make you jealous by acting as if toñita is their new son/daughter
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Me: *makes my bed while mumbling*
Mom: at least Toñita speaks up!
Me: Mom stop!
Mom: *sigh* its time for you to go to (country name) and Toñita to stay here!
toñita by Kasaiki-da-flame2 November 10, 2019
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