Tondita
Tondita by Igreenthose March 25, 2019
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Tondita
Basically long story short, it’s the toilet paper you get stuck in your ass when you wipe. The worst thing to ever walk the earth. Equivalent to a fork scraping on a plate. A huge fucking pussy
Bro: hey remember when I hit a nuke on COD!
Me: yeah weren’t all those kills on tondita?
Bro:yeah his mother was also giving me top at the same time!!
Me: yeah weren’t all those kills on tondita?
Bro:yeah his mother was also giving me top at the same time!!
Tondita by Itsjustbanter69 March 27, 2019
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