tundita

a beating, a spanking, told to kids when they misbehave

Va a ver tundita si no te portas bien.

tundita by Usernet3218 July 4, 2025

Tondita 

Hardest person you’ll ever meet, gets the most girls and makes grifo call him daddy

Damn tondita is papi(every girl in the world)

Tondita by Igreenthose March 25, 2019

Tondita 

Basically long story short, it’s the toilet paper you get stuck in your ass when you wipe. The worst thing to ever walk the earth. Equivalent to a fork scraping on a plate. A huge fucking pussy

Bro: hey remember when I hit a nuke on COD!

Me: yeah weren’t all those kills on tondita?

Bro:yeah his mother was also giving me top at the same time!!

Tondita by Itsjustbanter69 March 27, 2019

Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.

Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated

Turditation by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026