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(tun-day) noun; state of greif; monday plus tuesday; when the Bombers have two practices within a 13 hour time span; the sun sets during monday practice and rises at the end of tuesday morning practice, therefore mentally turning two days into one.
ugh! It's tonday again...only __ tondays left till spring trip.
tonday by Bomber Softball February 18, 2008
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Noun. (Pronounced Tun-Day)

Workday Tuesday after a Monday holiday when you have two days worth of work to finish in one day.
Co-worker 1: There’s so much work to do after the holiday yesterday...

Co-worker 2: They don’t call it Tonday for nothin...
Tonday by NK808 January 19, 2021
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It feels really good to be alive today!!! 

Philosophical statement made when you put life in perspective, you acknowledge that you are truly blessed, you are truly lucky, and you have all but great things ahead of you.
Hypothetical: You are surrounded by all your friends, it's your birthday, you are having a great time, before you take a shot, you reminisce....

E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!

Today’s Mass Shooting 

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.
Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.

No day but today 

A chant made by the HIV+ characters during "Life Support" in the Musical Rent. This cry means to live each day as if it were your last. Most of the characters that come across this song do not have much time to live, so the only thing they can do is (not jump over the moon you rentheads) live each day one at a time, and never look back. Used in "Life Support", "Another Day", misc. exerpts in the musical, and "Finale B".
"I live each moment as my last
There's only us
There's only this
Forget regret
Or life is yours to miss
No other road,
No other way
No day but today."
-Another Day, sung by Mimi Marquez.
No day but today by kydie November 28, 2005

Today you, tomorrow me

From the spanish "hoy por tí, mañana por yo", it is used to "justify"acts of kindness toward strangers.
Thanks for helping me with my flat tire. Please accept this $50 as a token of my gratitude.
No need. Today you, tomorrow me

i just busted a fat nut earlier today 

when you busted a fat nut earlier today.
Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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