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tomoki is a lad who sells vapes in a white van to little boys and shows them his massive horsecock. He is a well respected male sex worker and a beautiful man.
someone random- "did u see that white pedo van drive past?"
person with common sense- "did it have kids in the back?"
"yes.."
"oh well its tomoki what a sexy man"
Tomoki by sury mishra November 28, 2021
A very posh Japanese gentleman's name who has a strong obsession with anything posh and British. It's especially posh when his surname starts with 'shi.' Anyone who tries to sound/appear posh or tries to stay in the UK as long as possible on holiday could be a Tomoki. Tomoki is also a type of a person who wishes to marry a British princess so that he can be called HRH Prince Tomoki-which he would love. He is wishing to live in a palace in the future.
"I tattooed the Union Jack onto my back with the God Save the Queen lyrics. How lovely to have such jolly good tatoo."
"You're such a Tomoki."
tomoki by Mr Posh Brits October 29, 2015
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A really cool and funny person
Oh look a tomoki
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Nao Tomori is cuter than all the females alive.
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Tomski on acid

one of the most underrated drink concoctions and also one of the most delicious. Comprised of two of the most delectable ingredients known to man, redbull and pussy juice, a Tomski on acid will increase the size of your penis, allow for your testicles to drop a few extra inches, grow a Greek like amount of hair on your body in record time, and give you the ability to pound box like a 1970s Peter North.
After drinking a Tomski on Acid, 7th grader Johnny was able to rail every high school varsity cheerleader, at the same time leaving them begging for more.
Tomski on acid by tomskionacid December 24, 2008
Tookie.
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From the Yiddish meaning someone's buttocks.
Get your tookis over here!
tookis by Cookie G. August 27, 2006
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