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Nickname given to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri. It is a play on the word, "TomKat", which is a combination of Tom and Katie's first name.

After the TomKitten was born, Tom Cruise ate the placenta.

tomkitten by Urbanonymous_Poster May 2, 2006

Word of the Day on April 21, 2006

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tomkitten

The media nickname given to the offspring of Katie Holmes and, purportedly, Tom Cruise. A play on TomKat, in the highly irritating style of combing the names of high-profile celebrities who are dating, such as Bennifer (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez). Also the first sign of the Apocolypse.

When the revolution comes, people who say stuff like "TomKitten" and "Brangelina" with anything less than withering contempt will be the first up against the wall.

tomkitten by Osomatic July 28, 2008

Related Words

tomkitten • TheKittenCr3w • tinkitten • toemitten • Turkitten • teh kittenz • The Kitten Eater • The kitten fic • The Kitten is Hot • Tom Kite

tomkitten

Derived from the popculture term "Tomkat" (which refers to the Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise pairing), which is part of the greater trend of combining celebrity couples names (eg: Brangelina, Bennifer, etc).

Tomkitten refers to the newborn child of this celebrity couple.

The tomkitten's real name is Suri.

tomkitten by CMNHottie May 5, 2006

Turkitten

When a kitten is stuffed inside of a turkey and cooked to purrrfection. This is traditional American Thanksgiving food, non-americans. They just don't want you to know about it. Also, it is possibly the most delicious thing ever, provided you like eating hair and hearing the sounds of kittens burning to death.

little girl: Turkittens! Inspired by... Turkittens!

~

Alex: Have you seen boots?
Tex: Yep. He sure made a great Turkitten!

Turkitten by yourmomscheese January 30, 2010

toemitten

A real bitch

Oh man that girls a real toemitten

toemitten by Bitchwherewereyouborn October 22, 2017

tinkitten

a girl who used to chat in yahoo trivia rooms. a girl who likes to laugh and flirt...

she's a real tinkitten!

tinkitten by BellaBacon February 18, 2017

TheKittenCr3w

TheKittenCr3w (also known as TKC) is a hacking group with a Lulz Security feel. Their main goal is to disrupt goverments and big banks, as well as shut the websites they hacked down for the "lulz". Many of those hacks include BIBM, PayPal, Minecraft, etc. They also claim to be in a Nyan Jet, flying through the Internet sky.

"Hey, dude, did you hear? TheKittenCr3w doxed Donald Trump yesterday!"

TheKittenCr3w by klozet January 1, 2014

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026