tomkitten 

Nickname given to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri. It is a play on the word, "TomKat", which is a combination of Tom and Katie's first name.

After the TomKitten was born, Tom Cruise ate the placenta.

tomkitten by Urbanonymous_Poster May 2, 2006

tomkitten 

The media nickname given to the offspring of Katie Holmes and, purportedly, Tom Cruise. A play on TomKat, in the highly irritating style of combing the names of high-profile celebrities who are dating, such as Bennifer (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez). Also the first sign of the Apocolypse.

When the revolution comes, people who say stuff like "TomKitten" and "Brangelina" with anything less than withering contempt will be the first up against the wall.

tomkitten by Osomatic July 28, 2008

tomkitten 

Derived from the popculture term "Tomkat" (which refers to the Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise pairing), which is part of the greater trend of combining celebrity couples names (eg: Brangelina, Bennifer, etc).

Tomkitten refers to the newborn child of this celebrity couple.

The tomkitten's real name is Suri.

tomkitten by CMNHottie May 5, 2006

Turkitten 

When a kitten is stuffed inside of a turkey and cooked to purrrfection. This is traditional American Thanksgiving food, non-americans. They just don't want you to know about it. Also, it is possibly the most delicious thing ever, provided you like eating hair and hearing the sounds of kittens burning to death.

little girl: Turkittens! Inspired by... Turkittens!

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Alex: Have you seen boots?
Tex: Yep. He sure made a great Turkitten!

Turkitten by yourmomscheese January 30, 2010

toemitten 

A real bitch

Oh man that girls a real toemitten

toemitten by Bitchwherewereyouborn October 22, 2017

tinkitten 

a girl who used to chat in yahoo trivia rooms. a girl who likes to laugh and flirt...

she's a real tinkitten!

tinkitten by BellaBacon February 18, 2017

TheKittenCr3w 

TheKittenCr3w (also known as TKC) is a hacking group with a Lulz Security feel. Their main goal is to disrupt goverments and big banks, as well as shut the websites they hacked down for the "lulz". Many of those hacks include BIBM, PayPal, Minecraft, etc. They also claim to be in a Nyan Jet, flying through the Internet sky.

"Hey, dude, did you hear? TheKittenCr3w doxed Donald Trump yesterday!"

TheKittenCr3w by klozet January 1, 2014