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Tommy McMurtry 

A deeply homophobic/ transphobic bigoted man. May or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins.
"I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know"

tommy mcmurtry 

This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.
Friend 1: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”

Tommy McMurtry 

Hey I heard you were experimenting with pumpkins?

Nah I'm fully committed to being a Tommy McMurtry!
Tommy McMurtry by Arishoks June 3, 2019

TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) 

TTI is an acronym for “Tommy Twelve Inch.” Tommy Weiner, aka TTI attended Arrowhead High School and is known county wide as having a foot-long cock that dangles lightly above his knee cap.
Did you see that Kate is now is a wheelchair? Yeah man, I think TTI (Tommy Twelve Inch) devastated her box with his mammoth cock.

tommy shelby 

The most badass person that has ever existed.
Person 1:I wish I could be like Tommy Shelby one day!
Person2:Shut your fucking mouth
tommy shelby by manuNorton November 17, 2019

Tommy McMurtry 

This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.
Mark: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Nick: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”