Tombino

PEAK british youtuber with minecraft videos mainly time loop videos also he does some events

fun fact: tombino means manhole in french

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Tombino by whoareyouquestionmark February 20, 2026

Tomino's Hell 

A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.

Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso

His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.

Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.

Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.

Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,

Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.

Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.

Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,

The fleshlight of the graves.

I will fap with the red fleshlight,

In the mouth of little Tomino.

Tomino's Hell by Yopmail User July 26, 2022

Trombino 

A man who is obsessed with eminem and follows his every move and wants to be just like him. He also has a micro Dick and loves doing the Mr.D. He is also an expert on molly. He is also a man who faps to Lisa Ann way too much, cause he loves those chameleon eyes. And loves rite aid.

person 1: yo did you see that Trombino
person 2: yeah what a fag

Trombino by raw1296 November 18, 2014

tobino 

A beautiful princess who awaits in his tower looking for his royal KFC.

Tobino searched left and right for his KFC.

tobino by iisoysauceii May 24, 2017

Tominoesque 

(Adj) Characterized by an unexpected juxtaposition of what seems like a lightheared children's comedy show with a bloody massacre to the cast, unimaginable carnage, and naked space ghosts.

It was an extremely Tominoesque ending. Unbridled carnage. Everyone died horribly. And then everyone's ghost flew naked through space.

Tominoesque by Nexusbot? February 17, 2020

Tominoesque 

(Adj) Characterized by an unexpected juxtaposition of what seems like a upbeat children's action or comedy show with a bloody massacre to the cast, unimaginable carnage, and naked space ghosts.

"It was an extremely Tominoesque ending. Unbridled carnage. Everyone died horribly. And then everyone's ghost flew naked through space."

Tominoesque by Nexusbot? February 17, 2020

Tombin 

The person holding this name is able, noble, simple, humble, gentle and wise. He is trustworthy and kind.

Tombin is afraid of ghosts.

Tombin by Robin bobin November 24, 2021