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Tomíno tě háčkne
Tomíno by laquatas October 23, 2025
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Tomino's Hell 

A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.
Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso

His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.

Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.

Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.

Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,

Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.

Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.

Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,

The fleshlight of the graves.

I will fap with the red fleshlight,

In the mouth of little Tomino.
Tomino's Hell by Yopmail User July 26, 2022
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Yoshiyuki Tomino 

The guy that made Gundam. Yes there were other people involved, not putting them down or anything. Also responsible for what I know as "LOL Tomino" where he does something in/with an anime he's worked on that doesn't make any sense. Not putting him down, I love Gundam... But you get my point.
Viewer 1: "How exactly-"
Viewer 2 with more experience with Tomino productions: "LOL Tomino." (Yoshiyuki Tomino... Stupid Urban Dictionary requiring the full "word used')
Yoshiyuki Tomino by N8D May 21, 2020

giyuu tomioka

anime character from demon slayer. giyuu is hawt.
giyuu tomioka is husbando.
giyuu tomioka by saltpunch October 10, 2019

Tomnoddy 

A derogatory term that generally means "fool" or anything to that effect.

The latter, along with its other definition (which refers to a kind of bird), is defined in dictionary.com, but, due to the fact that it seems to possess the characteristics of a slang word, I felt that it would be useful if it was actually defined as a slang word.

In fact, it may have actually been an old English slang word, as an English person who I know was familiar with the term to a certain extent.

Also, it was used in a song in J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit" when Bilbo was trying to anger the giant spiders in the Mirkwood forest to lead them away so that he could rescue his companions.
Excerpt from Bilbo's song:

"Old fat spider spinning in a tree! Old fat spider can't see me!

...Old Tomnoddy, all big body, Old Tomnoddy can't spy me!"
Tomnoddy by Lloyd B. October 22, 2009

Giyuu Tomioka

Emo Boi Poker Face.
Very Handsome.
Protect him.
Giyuu Tomioka is best boy.
Giyuu Tomioka by Nxreas September 29, 2019

Giyuu Tomioka

A baby that deserves the world and so much love guys pls he deserves so much I want to hug him and tell him I'm proud of him and I love him.
He has a duality of being cute and hot

Damn he can be a daddy too woah
"Can I introduce you to my religion?" _ 1
"what's it called?" - 2
"Giyuu Tomioka" - 1
"I'm interested" - 2
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