Not hammered, not plastered, but tomato-face 54"ed." Many of us know that when you drink more than a few types of wine (especially red) the end of the night does not end so well. When in engaging in this connoisseur-esq. behavior it is only natural to end up with red on the face, therefore making you tomato-face 54"ed."
side note: the "54" is an exaggeration of how many different wines you drink to get to that point (it also references "Pineapple Express").
Tomatonatersexual is When Wendy’s adds a large tomato for the pleasure of the customer. These customers believe that the Wendy’s slogan of “Quality is Our Recipe” goes for not only taste, but sexual pleasure. This may include removing and sucking the tomato while using the rest of the burger for various sexual purposes.
A small year 7/11 year old, preferably a girl, who often has a red face from running from one lesson to another
They may also have a funny look in their eye and a ginormous backpack or handbag.