Not hammered, not plastered, but tomato-face 54"ed." Many of us know that when you drink more than a few types of wine (especially red) the end of the night does not end so well. When in engaging in this connoisseur-esq. behavior it is only natural to end up with red on the face, therefore making you tomato-face 54"ed."

side note: the "54" is an exaggeration of how many different wines you drink to get to that point (it also references "Pineapple Express").

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20