tomato sauce
tomato sauce by cbrogers February 19, 2009
Words you can keep
Tomato Sauce
good when prepared by qualified professionals (aka Italians), but can be the grossest and most vial thing in the world when prepared by Jewish people.
Italian person: "My mom makes the best pasta."
Jewish Person: My mom's pasta makes me want to barf.
(I am Jewish, so I know from first hand experience that tomato sauce, when prepared by Jews, is deadly.)
I will support any politician who makes a law banning Jewish people from making tomato sauce.
Jewish Person: My mom's pasta makes me want to barf.
(I am Jewish, so I know from first hand experience that tomato sauce, when prepared by Jews, is deadly.)
I will support any politician who makes a law banning Jewish people from making tomato sauce.
Tomato Sauce by I hate Tomato Sauce July 20, 2010
Tomato sauce
Tomato sauce by Poopsmears January 22, 2021
Tomato Sauce Effect
The effect you get when you squeeze a tomato sauce bottle and the sauce goes anywhere but at the food, usually sideways onto your shirt or pants. The effect can apply to any liquids including urine.
Example 1:
Person 1: "What happened to your shirt?"
Person 2: "Tomato Sauce Effect."
Person 1: "Oh right, yeah, I hate the Tomato Sauce Effect."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Hey man, why is there urine all around the toilet and on your pants?"
Person 2: "Sorry bro, I had a Tomato Sauce Effect."
Person 1: "What happened to your shirt?"
Person 2: "Tomato Sauce Effect."
Person 1: "Oh right, yeah, I hate the Tomato Sauce Effect."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Hey man, why is there urine all around the toilet and on your pants?"
Person 2: "Sorry bro, I had a Tomato Sauce Effect."
Tomato Sauce Effect by Fruit_Salad July 3, 2011
tennessee tomato sauce
"get back or I'll use my trap card!" "No! You don't mean?!" "That's right, the Tennessee tomato sauce!"
tennessee tomato sauce by PappaQTip June 11, 2019
texas tomato sauce
when a person has really bad diarrhea and drinks about 9 gallons of red drinks in a time period of about two to three hours while eating tons of red colored foods and the takes a huge red diarrhea dump in a bowl then makes french fries and then consumes the french fries and using the diarrhea as ketchup; also possible to do with more people
texas tomato sauce by 1458lover July 7, 2010
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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