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Tom Green 

Born Tom Green III on July 30th 1971

Canadian comedian/actor/rapper that broke into success with his hit MTV TV show. He has starred in movies such as Freddy Got Fingered. He is mostly recognized by his antics and odd skits that he performed on his show. One almost unknown fact is he was a Rapper in a group called ‘Organized Rhyme’ back in the early 90's in Canada. Tom Green was married to actress Drew Barrymore. He had a much publicized battle with testicular cancer in 2000-2001. He has just released his second album 'Prepare for Impact' in January 06'

Tom Green now lives in LA California and is now focusing on his website, movies, and his rap career.
Tom Green is a funny comedian and is a fantastic rap artist.
Tom Green by YeahWho July 24, 2008
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Tom Green 

'wanna go hang out with tom green later?'
Tom Green by downcaste722 October 16, 2008

Tom Green 

A fag that lives only for his nightly internet show. The only good part of his show is when Neil Hamburger shows up and shits on everybody.
"4CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

"Welcome to the Tom Green show, tonights guest is Neil Hamburger!"

"lol u guyz r a buncha barrel rawlers lol"

"Drew, I want you back Drew...WHY?!"
Tom Green by William Woody October 30, 2007

Tom Green 

When you have really sweaty balls and you put your hand down your pants, gettting the juiced all over hand then smacking the closet perons in the face!
J: come her tim......SMACK..hahaha you just got a tom green!
Tom Green by Jusitn May 28, 2006

The Tom Green Show

Pretty much the Funniest show to ever be on TV. Ran on different Networks from 1994-1999.
Did you see the tom green show last night? Tom is insane.
The Tom Green Show by RawrMaster9 September 15, 2009

Tom Greened 

When somebody who used to be very outgoing and talented becomes very dull and boring.
Mike: Hey, what happened to Josh? He used to be so much fun!
Grant: I know. Ever since Lucy broke up with him he's never been the same. She totally Tom Greened him.
tomgreen is when you try and be the cool dude and smoke more then your peps and double up. usually caused by the being in the company of a female, first symptons is a few wigged out coments are made..

then a vom or two followed by greening out on your friends driveway. wich also could result in sleeping in your car then driving home at 1am. if your not a swadling this does not apply
Tom:lets have nother im fully keen

friend: are you sure man u dont look orite

Tom:(pulls another)

tom:greened out.

tomgreen. the end
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