Tom friend 

Someone you don't necessarily like, but are forced to be friends with anyway.

A reference to creator Myspace Tom Anderson; who is automatically on a user's friend list when they create their profile.

Person 1: Jim is totally a Tom friend. I've known him since first grade and our moms know each other; not being friends with him isn't an option.

Tom friend by CincyReds Fan October 3, 2009

Friend of Tom

Friend of Tom: a Scientologist.

I heard that dude is a friend of Tom.
Yeah, it's creepy.

Friend of Tom by author June 25, 2006

More friends than Tom 

A sarcastic way of saying that somebody is extremely popular on MySpace and/or in reality. A reference to the fact that MySpace founder Tom Anderson is automatically added as everyone's friend.

Have you seen Dane Cook's MySpace page? The guy has more friends than Tom!

More friends than Tom by Tyler F. Norman April 29, 2008

tom has no friends 

tom has no friends

Jack: do you want to go to the cinema.
Harrison: tom has no friends

tom has no friends by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

All Your friends are belong to Tom 

The fact that you will never have as many friends on myspace as Tom does. So you turn into a little emo kid or pretend to be a camera whore to get more friends on your list.

Or that Tom is brainwashing all your friends to become his brain servants to destroy the world.

Happykid: YES! i have 1 million friends!!!!1!!
Depressedemo1: So all your friends are belong to Tom.
Happykid: Nooooooo(turns emo)
Depressedemos: Good now lets go cut ourselves /wrist.

All Your friends are belong to Tom by Emos make me lawl January 2, 2008

Toyfriend 

Toyfriends are more than fuck buddies, but less than boyfriends. They care for each other, they can be very affectionate and intimate and socialise openly besides just having sex, but both of them are free to see other people and discuss that openly with each other. There is no nuance of age or domination in the term toyfriend, as there is in toyboy.

My toyfriend Simon called me the other day to tell me about some bad sex he had after a date. I told him I'd make up for it on Sunday after going with him to the cinema and that I had missed him.

Toyfriend by One2b December 17, 2009

topfriended 

Adding to the top friends list. Generally used by those who are addicted to myspace. Myspace is crack. Crack for the masses.

Lauren just topfriended me!

topfriended by Zach L. White September 15, 2006