Tom Hoe-man

Nickname used by the frontline boarder patrol Tom Holman, the Trump-appointed Boarder Czar.

There goes Tom Hoe-man, prostituting himself like a common ‘Hoe’ in order to curry favor with Diaper Donald.

Tom Hoe-man by LaughingAloud January 29, 2026

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