Tom D.

It is an acronym for "tities on my dick". Used primarily to signify from male to male that someone wants titties on their dick.

Tim and Bob were talking with Sandy and Tim said "I wish Tom D. was here!"

by BigB1991 March 30, 2010

Tom'd

While playing Mario Kart, you get shafted so bad and so many times, that you go from first to last and can't win the race.

Common symptoms of being Tom'd are: Losing horribly, throwing controllers, screaming at t.v., loss of respect, ridicule from friends, not wanting to play Mario Kart, and having to leave the house because its late and people need their sleep.

Jesse: No, no no no! Fu-fuck!! I just got shafted!!
Neil: No Jesse, you just got Tom'd.
Jessie: *throws controller* I'm done with this.

by NeiLTheReaLDeaL September 12, 2010

tom'd

When you wake up in the morning and your ass hurts

"what the fuck, who tom'd me last night?"
Stay away from him, he's a "tommer"

by Tommy28 September 29, 2005

Tom D.

People who have first name and first letter of surname same as other person could be bulied by other person by saying Tom D.

Basicly used by people who wants to confuse one of Toms in class room

Speaker: Hey, how you doing Tom D.
Tom D. : What?
Tom D. : What?

by VOJTA November 30, 2019

Tom'd

When a midge runs up to u and farts right on your face.

Yo, I just got Tom'd

by yeetmaster707 June 8, 2019

Tom'd

Being replaced on MySpace in someone's "Top 8" with the system's default friend Tom. Considered an incredible insult.

If Natalie doesn't come to my dinosaur party, she's getting Tom'D for sure.

by Stephanie Sutton May 29, 2006

tom'd

The unfortunate result of participating in a relationship with a womanizing bastard who habitually refers to you as a roommate or buddy even after years of being married or in a serious relationship. the act of being tom'd can lead to anger, dismay, denial, and ultimately complete and utter hatred and disgust for all men.

wife/girlfriend enters restraunt where "tom" is eating with a female

tom (to girl at table)- "have you met my roommate"
girlfriend - "we've been married for 4 years..."
girl at table - "damn girl you got tom'd big time"

by missindsey February 18, 2010