a person that isn't your soulmate, but you have the tolerance to spend the rest of your life with and/or marry them.

also can be used if one doesn't believe in soulmates.

Friend: "You and Sarah have been dating for quite awhile."
Steve: "I've been considering asking her to marry me. I think she might be tolermate."

"Despite all his little quirks, I can't put up with him. He's my tolermate"

tolermate by A Magillacutty March 2, 2010

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Torremolinos

A coastal resort in Spain near Malaga. Once called an 'adult's Disneyland' in the 1980's when it had a female to male ratio of 7 to 1. There were a few transvestites then.

In the 1990's Eastern-European neo-nazis moved in and the town fell into disrepair. The transvestites somehow mated successfully. Moroccans started arriving and crime went sky-high!

Today, it's FILLED with so much gay action that your asshole looks like a windsock by the time you return home. Filthy moroccans everywhere!

"We're in T-town (Torremolinos)! I don't see any hot chicks yet... lets ask these two gentlemen walking poodles where they could be?"

Monty Python: "Torremolinos! Torremolinos!" Actually, The ones that infected Graham Chapman are probably dead now too.

Torremolinos by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker May 25, 2011

tolemy

A cute boy who will make your heart shine! They are kind and all out amazing. They love sport and taking care of others. They are popular and usually have themselves a really pretty and kind gf.

Person 1; Woah that dude looks so beautiful

Person 2; I know him, he’s also kind
Person 1; He’s definitely a Tolemy

tolemy by Amazing human 😜✌️ May 26, 2021

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