Tojumi
Tojumi by Crazy talker September 14, 2019
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tofumi
tofumi by LuLuTheKitty October 19, 2020
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Tojumi • Tejumithru • Tjumiq • tofumi • Toùmi • (to) jemiller • To Juice between it • To juice the root
Tjumiq
To chat online with a girl you've never met before and try to charm her with your humor and good looking dickpics just to get some ugly-ass nudes from her cause you're bored and have no better hobbies, and after you score you start avoiding her and pass to the next target.
Judas : omg you're eyes are so red, were you smoking weed ?
James : nah man, I spent the whole night "tjumiqing" with a random TWAT
Judas : nice, classic fuckboy !
James : nah man, I spent the whole night "tjumiqing" with a random TWAT
Judas : nice, classic fuckboy !
Tjumiq by SnaggyPotter June 16, 2018
Tejumithru
Hey tejumithru is very awesome and intelligent at everything . He is so matured and kind ,he doesn't like to roam social like everyone he loves to wander with selected peoples . He is very cute and a perfect man , most of the time his IQ level beats Tony stark (Ironman) and Einstein .
Tejumithru by Drakkenn November 23, 2021
Toùmi
Toùmi
The lovely sweet piece of crappy fabric you softly stomp on as you come back from the garden or the terrasse, that kind of rug meant to be the angular stone of the living room decor for your sweetheart, the one they prefer which deserves attention and outstanding compliments.
This is a south of France origin word, Mouans-Sartoux culture production.
Nobody’s allowed to say this word as any other : one shall instead deeply and exuberantly insist on the “Toù”, hiding the “mi” which comes next. The best pronouncers almost shout the “Toù”, even during a standard and cool conversation.
The Toùmi is not the regular ugly carpet you have behind the main house door, it is the Premier League level carpet stuck to the bay widows.
Over time, this word has also been commonly used to designate any official or ceremonial carpet (inaugurations, presidential receptions, Champions League, Olympic Games, etc.).
The lovely sweet piece of crappy fabric you softly stomp on as you come back from the garden or the terrasse, that kind of rug meant to be the angular stone of the living room decor for your sweetheart, the one they prefer which deserves attention and outstanding compliments.
This is a south of France origin word, Mouans-Sartoux culture production.
Nobody’s allowed to say this word as any other : one shall instead deeply and exuberantly insist on the “Toù”, hiding the “mi” which comes next. The best pronouncers almost shout the “Toù”, even during a standard and cool conversation.
The Toùmi is not the regular ugly carpet you have behind the main house door, it is the Premier League level carpet stuck to the bay widows.
Over time, this word has also been commonly used to designate any official or ceremonial carpet (inaugurations, presidential receptions, Champions League, Olympic Games, etc.).
- Tbh, It’s such a fucking pleasure to rub my muddy shoes on the Toùmi each time it stands on my way. Ngl.
- Lmao, ‘d like to see your’s girl face
- ‘ll never try when she’s home –ish
- Bro, ITYD fucking mine on the toùmi ?
- Lmao, ‘d like to see your’s girl face
- ‘ll never try when she’s home –ish
- Bro, ITYD fucking mine on the toùmi ?
Toùmi by sian12perjuga April 1, 2024
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