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a nice,sweet innocent girl that you can count on u can call her karen the apple or toffee apple!
"Hey Apple!"
Tofumi: "Hi Grape"
tofumi by LuLuTheKitty October 19, 2020
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To chat online with a girl you've never met before and try to charm her with your humor and good looking dickpics just to get some ugly-ass nudes from her cause you're bored and have no better hobbies, and after you score you start avoiding her and pass to the next target.
Judas : omg you're eyes are so red, were you smoking weed ?

James : nah man, I spent the whole night "tjumiqing" with a random TWAT
Judas : nice, classic fuckboy !
Tjumiq by SnaggyPotter June 16, 2018

Tejumithru 

Hey tejumithru is very awesome and intelligent at everything . He is so matured and kind ,he doesn't like to roam social like everyone he loves to wander with selected peoples . He is very cute and a perfect man , most of the time his IQ level beats Tony stark (Ironman) and Einstein .
Hey is that tejumithru's rocket flying in the sky ?
Tejumithru by Drakkenn November 23, 2021
Toùmi
The lovely sweet piece of crappy fabric you softly stomp on as you come back from the garden or the terrasse, that kind of rug meant to be the angular stone of the living room decor for your sweetheart, the one they prefer which deserves attention and outstanding compliments.

This is a south of France origin word, Mouans-Sartoux culture production.

Nobody’s allowed to say this word as any other : one shall instead deeply and exuberantly insist on the “Toù”, hiding the “mi” which comes next. The best pronouncers almost shout the “Toù”, even during a standard and cool conversation.

The Toùmi is not the regular ugly carpet you have behind the main house door, it is the Premier League level carpet stuck to the bay widows.

Over time, this word has also been commonly used to designate any official or ceremonial carpet (inaugurations, presidential receptions, Champions League, Olympic Games, etc.).
- Tbh, It’s such a fucking pleasure to rub my muddy shoes on the Toùmi each time it stands on my way. Ngl.

- Lmao, ‘d like to see your’s girl face
- ‘ll never try when she’s home –ish


- Bro, ITYD fucking mine on the toùmi ?
Toùmi by sian12perjuga April 1, 2024
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026